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Jul23
Important Tip
Don’t ever let your ACLU membership lapse. They will send you 13,407 direct mail letters begging you to come back. Now that they’ve wasted so much paper on my behalf, I feel obligated to become a member of Greenpeace.
So either join the ACLU and stick with them forever, or just join Greenpeace.
National Geographic is a bit clingy too. I expected an easy breakup but they tried to win me back by killing a few trees.