billy dalto

Hello! My name is Will.

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sydvish:

mills:

Sydvish, who’s ordinarily a very competent and together project lead, comes completely apart because: (1) I’m a jerk, (2) limericks are hard to write, (3) demons are everywhere, (4) Lactaid isn’t free, (5) recording shows is a passion, (6) I’m a liar, and (7) it’s her special time this month.

Most of these (not all) were filmed without her knowledge. Thanks for the good times, Syd!

You’re welcome, JERK! 

An early St. Patrick’s Day Limerick:

Mills Baker is my boss’ name

My anger he’s known to inflame

Why do people buy

His sly crafy lies

Despite the clear truths that I claim?

Amazing. Sydvish’s Lactaid quote made me think of this episode of Seinfeld, when Elaine judiciously evaluates the sponge-worthiness of her date.