Ordering coffee like a pro
billy: [places order]
cashier: “Your total is $2.51. May I have your name?”
billy: “No, that’s not necessary.”
cashier: “I have an iced grande americano.”
barista: “That’s an grande iced americano. What’s the name?”
cashier: “He won’t tell me.”
billy: [realizes with embarrassment the cashier was asking for his name, not offering him a receipt]