I GET SMASHED
Having just learned this new acronym, I can now parlay a conversation about spring break (and what it’s like to have an impeccable tan) into a discussion of the causes of acute pancreatitis:
Idiopathic
Gallstones
Ethanol
Trauma
Steroids
Mumps
Autoimmune
Scorpion sting
Hypercalcaemia / hypertriglyceridaemia / hypothermia
ERCP
Drugs