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I GET SMASHED

Having just learned this new acronym, I can now parlay a conversation about spring break (and what it’s like to have an impeccable tan) into a discussion of the causes of acute pancreatitis:

Idiopathic

Gallstones

Ethanol

Trauma

Steroids

Mumps

Autoimmune

Scorpion sting

Hypercalcaemia / hypertriglyceridaemia / hypothermia

ERCP

Drugs

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