
Happy Mother’s Day, Mom! I was going to come to town, but Will put the kibosh on that plan; I’ll send you his number and you can tell him what you think of that.
Whoa. This Mother’s Day I’ve managed to contribute to the disappointment of 100% more mothers than my usual average. The shareholders will be happy with such a strong upward trend.


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Body Hack! Give it a go - I’m doing it right now and giggling like a fool!
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I’m glad it’s too late for anyone else in the office to see me doing this.](http://media.tumblr.com/itjDEizuS8r4jgbw3jMgjyrt_400.jpg)



