There was a poster of Stevie Wonder on a wall in my high school’s lunch room on which he claims he’d rather drive himself home than ride with a friend who has been drinking. And although Mr. Wonder might well be an excellent driver, I think it’s sensible to have other mammalian designated drivers lined up.
My first choice has long been the pentail treeshrew (above), which routinely consumes fermented bertam palm nectar without becoming intoxicated. Now, having read this article, I know several frugivorous bats species would be capable drivers, even after a few drinks. Sugars in ripening fruit can be converted to ethanol by fermentation, which can give animals that tolerate ethanol an advantage over those that do not. Such is the case with the bats tested. Those fed an ethanol solution performed as well in an obstacle course as the control group, fed only sugar water.






